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Implantable weight loss device
The obesity epidemic is of course a big problem. It is entirely clear that we need drastic measurements on a societal and ecological level to address this staggering problem.

Or—you could get an implantable device that sends signals to your brain, so that it thinks that you're full, so you'll stop eating. «In laboratory testing, the devices helped rats shed almost 40 percent of their body weight.»

It's just such a blatantly idiotic thing, that you'd be forgiven to think it satire.
There's no end to our nonsense. My favorite techno-tidbit regards peoples assholes drying out because their smart phones distract them from noticing they've been on the toilet pushing out air for 20 minutes.
Hilarious, that one would perfectly fit on my category of

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